Friday, August 17, 2007

Somebody plays a practical joke on Lindsay Lohan




Someone make a joke on Lindsay Lohan. This "Lost Dog" poster appeared on the fence at Paris Hilton’s house aiming to tease Lindsay Lohan. These are the contents on the poster:

The poster reads:

LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyes: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

If you have any information please call (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.

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