Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan bought new designer shades and paparazzi was busy taking photos of her with her new outlook. Her new shades cost $150,000 and it brings new outlook on life.
She claims that she is very near-sighted and must wear either contacts or glasses at all times. "That's why I keep running into trees and road signs and things with my car.I even ran into my no-good boyfriend once. And then I get busted for doing coke or being drunk. But, it's just because I'm blind as a damned bat, stoned, drunk or sober."
"But, these new shades will cure those problems. First, they do everything a normal set of sunglasses do. They adjust for light conditions, they protect my eyes, and of course this particular model is bullet proof too. They come with built-in pantie protectors and ass-wipers at no extra charge."
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