Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Lindsay Lohan was a Lost Dog

Someone makes a joke on Lindsay Lohan (2007). This "Lost Dog" poster appeared on the fence at Paris Hilton’s house aiming to tease Lindsay Lohan. These are the contents on the poster:



The poster reads:


LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?


Age: 3 in dog years

Weight: Anorexic

Eyes: Dilated

Coat: Spotted/Freckled

Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

If you have any information please call (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda

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